1. Put both lids of the toilet up and
add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water
in the bowl. 

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while
you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the
toilet and close both lids. You may need to
stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds.
Never mind the noises that come from the toilet,
the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides
a "power-wash" and rinse". 

6. Have someone open the front door of your
home. Be sure that there are no people between
the bathroom and the front door.

 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can,
and quickly lift both lids.

 8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak  
through the bathroom, and run outside where
he will dry himself off.

 9. Both the commode and the cat will
be sparkling clean. 

 Sincerely,

 The Dog